1. Overtime in this industry is real.
I come to the company every day, turn on the computer, write code for a while and be annoyed by the product; write code for a while and be annoyed by the test; write code for a while and be annoyed by the product; write code for a while and be annoyed by the test; finally, Continue to work overtime.
2. The more code you write, the smaller the probability of having an object.
My time is basically filled with work. I finally got off work. I just wanted to order a takeaway and play games. When I was tired, it was late at night. I slept in a daze until I was woken up by an alarm clock that went off several times, and then arrived again. The state where the company started the first article.
3. Hair loss is real.
Too much mental work, knocking at the computer every day, picking the head, and finally the hair is getting thinner, and you will find that the anti-dropping shampoo and ginger shampoo do not work at all. They are all marketing gimmicks.
4. Hair transplants are really expensive.
Calculated by the root, calculated by the root, calculated by the root... It was so easy when it was lost, so cheap, and once again possessed, it was so valuable to find him.
5. Be sure to buy a good latex mattress to protect your waist and cervical spine.
The daily range of activities is either on the company chair, or on the bed at home, or on the way between the chair and the bed. Therefore, no matter how expensive the latex mattress is, we are ruthless to buy a good one. After all, this is the real one. The "she" who gave you warmth and thoughtfulness returned home tiredly and lay on it and beat the king. It was simply enjoyable. Sleep, the fatigue of the day will disappear.
6. Love to wear plaid shirts and cultural shirts is fake.
To be honest, I haven't seen a few of them. Although everyone's clothes are really casual, they have never deliberately pursued plaid shirts.
7. It is fake that female programmers will be surrounded by special treatment and writing code.
Remember, the Internet industry has no gender, no gender, no gender. But as a manager, I really hope that there will be more medically defined "women" in the team.
8. Bugs can never be corrected.
I’m not writing about bugs every day, or on the way to find and fix bugs...
9. Java is the best language in the world.
Who wants to say that it is not the kind that I am anxious and hands-on.
10. The age of the programmer is really inaccurate.
Some people look very old, but in fact they may be younger than you...
11. In terms of programming, Mac is indeed easier to use than Windows.
Do not accept rebuttal, boxing warns.
13. The programmer's memory is really bad.
I even forgot what number should be assigned to this article, because I usually write it casually.
13. CV Dafa is good.
Ctrl C+Ctrl V is the computer operation we use the most, not one of them.
14. Don't let Baidu or Google, it is really difficult for us to work.
Don't ask me why. If you ask, I won't tell you that Baidu and Google are the common teachers for all of us.
15. I always encounter something called "Qiang" at work.
I flip, I flip, I flip...
16. When someone is watching me coding from behind, I don't know how to proceed. For the real reason, please refer to item 14 of this answer.
17. Every programmer likes to work with multiple displays .
It's not for the convenience of watching movies and playing games.
18. Make rockets for interviews and screw the screws at work.
19. The product manager is SB, and Party A is the Nth power of SB.
SB is the abbreviation of Sweet Baby. It means sweet baby. It's not a curse.
20. The programmer community really likes to hack themselves.
For example, some of the above content is actually made up by me in order to cater to the habit of popular black programmers.
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