Love expert "Sea King" teaches you programmers how to find a girlfriend

What is a programmer?

Who yelled?

Now the program ape looks very good, OK?

Show you my photos:
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Who said that Ape does not have a girlfriend

The following buddy tells the reason why he (Programme) does not have a girlfriend:
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Let's discuss with Xiaobian how to get out of order:

First of all, we need to know why it is difficult. To solve the problem, we must first find out the reason. Through contact with programmer friends and classmates, we found that the reason is nothing more than the following:

1. Long working hours and less time for love: Especially at the beginning of the project, it is normal to work overtime and stay up late without weekends. Let alone fall in love, you don't even have time to sleep;

2. Personality is introverted and not proactive: Faced with a bunch of codes every day, it is troublesome to even talk to people, let alone proactively teasing girls. I find it troublesome to walk, and I don’t even know what’s around me when I walk. Are you thinking about which bug?);

3. Not paying attention to personal image: In an era of looking at faces, how many programmer friends wore big pants and sandals in the metropolis, and thus were also drowned in the crowds. The so-called love at first sight is an uprising, you say you don’t look good Blame parents, no wonder no one loves you if you don’t dress up...

"Many programmers don’t bother to participate in any activities (I pulled my roommate, but didn’t go to death because I was comfortable at home)"

Then you have to be clear about the type you like. If you like literary and artistic girls, go to the library, cafe, and clean with your computer; if you like colleagues with similar work nature to yourself, go to the community of industry exchanges. Active; if what you are looking for is from your hometown, then join some fellow villagers' associations and so on.

The next step is to increase your exposure and let the other party notice your presence. At the same time, you must improve your image. If you don’t match clothes, the store will ask the salesperson to help you choose a set that suits you, and then click here. Buy various types of clothes and wear the seasonal standard products. Although it is difficult to stand out, at least you can’t go wrong. There are also hair style problems. If you don’t like to take care of it, you can shave your head flat, and feel clean and refreshing...

The last thing is to learn to express your emotions. At this time, you must not treat it like code, because emotions are the product of sensibility, and once you are rational, they will be deformed.
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There are a lot of girls, it depends on how you catch it, whether you grab the code or the girl, or give yourself a new one!
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Finally, I will give a small test comment area to the hard-working programmers: the
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salary of the programmers is quite high. It is recommended to participate in more activities, socialize, and play games.

I wish to find your wife soon! ! ! It feels a bit useful to follow the editor and continue to update later.

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Origin blog.csdn.net/dcj19980805/article/details/114747613