As we all know, with the rapid development of the Internet today, the programmer industry has become a career that many people yearn for. This group has gradually become a main force in the current blind date market, and has become the hand-picked "son-in-law" of contemporary mother-in-laws. .
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Recently, a female netizen on Weibo asked: Where can I meet programmer boys?
So humorous programmers began to hack themselves: How can you fancy programmers? Don’t think I don’t know, you are a greedy little money~
In fact, programmers have many advantages besides being rich.
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Programmer boy, super boring
Don't look at them being honest outside, typing code all day long, in fact, he can catch every stalk you lose. (Although you may be secretly driving Baidu when chatting with you), there are so many emoticons that you can send you 365 days without duplicates!
02
Programmer boy, super easy to get along with
You can decide the big and small things. First, they are really busy at work and don’t have much time and energy to deal with these things. Second, they love you enough to believe in you, so they are willing to give you the decision-making power. Of course, if you take If you don't make up your mind, he will stand up in time to make decisive decisions for you.
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Programmer boy, economical
Who is who knows! Although programmers are not repairing computers, they can't stop them with high IQ and strong hands-on ability! So they usually bring their own skills such as repairing the computer, reinstalling the system, helping you retrieve the QQ password, installing Wi-Fi, *** on YouTube, filming the phone, opening game plug-ins, etc., which can bring you different skills every day Fresh experience.
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Programmer boys, will not make trouble unreasonably
They are not easy to reason with you, as long as it is not a matter of principle, everything is easy to say, but once you talk about the truth, you are far beyond him. 0 is 0, 1 is 1, and the facts and arguments are presented without loopholes. The logic is perfect, so feel at ease with such a man by your side!
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They don't spend money lavishly
Eating and wearing only need to be simple and comfortable. It does not show how high-profile and luxurious it is. This is why programmers are often misunderstood to be very poor.
In fact, they are all low-key invisible rich people! ! ! But they should not be too generous to their loved ones. After all, the money saved by these single programmers is reserved for future girlfriends!
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Programmer boys are very rich
Let's put it this way, even if you learn the most rubbish programming language and engage in the lowest-end programming job, the starting point is higher than most other traditional industries.
As a programmer, if the monthly salary is 1W, I am embarrassed to say it, but in many industries, it takes a lot of effort to reach 1W. Moreover, this job is very popular and will not be out of date in the next few decades. Not to mention being rich and expensive, at least it will be no problem to live a stable and comfortable life!
After reading the above, have you been moved by programmers? So how to find a programmer to be a boyfriend? Let's take a look at the high praise suggestions of Zhihu netizens.
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作者：尊尼小叔
链接：https://www.zhihu.com/question/358993050/answer/1201981056
In the previous goose factory, many programmers had a beautiful girlfriend. I also felt a little weird. It reminded me of the Shenzhen subway advertisement.
Later, I discovered that there was a BBS section in the Goose Factory called "Meeting and Making Friends". Most of the girls were looking for friends in the Goose Factory. They posted internal posts through friends in the Goose Factory. I saw many Penguin brothers.
I also helped people to post and it was really effective. This girl I met when I saw the house. Xiaoguliang from the sales building. Because the photo is a bit of a campus internet celebrity, that girl met a few in the evening, and finally this The girl got married, found a technical director, and invited me to a few big meals.
I think this sister-in-law is very good, and then I talked to her about her tricks, which is a real high-level product skill. It would be a pity not to be a product manager.
The latter are what she told me:
①Analyze customer needs
Most programmers have fewer opportunities to contact girls since their college days, so they don’t have particularly high requirements for girls, but their daily life is relatively boring. I hope to communicate happily, and I also hope that girls are lively and cute and willing to share their lives. For example, Yui Aragaki, it's pretty pretty...
First use a simple KANO model to analyze the needs of programmers.
Combined with my usual observations of programmers, we can get:
Essential attributes: such as good character, undergraduate degree, not fat.
Expected attributes: life is more interesting than programmers, can bring programmers to play together and experience new things.
Charm attributes: beautiful and able to dress up, cute and youthful, have common hobbies in life, such as king and chicken.
No difference attribute: income.
②Build products
If you want to get customers quickly, you must start with the attributes of expectation and charm. Summarize three points: appearance + fun + packaging.
She made her circle of friends very interesting, and of course she also interspersed her beautiful pictures, including fitness, pets, and travel. She knows exactly what type of photos boys like.
These young ladies are also willing to pay for weight loss, eat the same as rabbits every day, and go to the gym every day.
The copywriting and photos of this girl when she posts posts, try to rely on this. For example, the photos are all campus style, pure style, and the copywriting is fresh and refined, humorous.
③Precise delivery
In Shenzhen, she only posted internal BBSs of Tencent and Huawei. So, if you can’t get into these two companies yourself, just make friends with these two companies. In the same way, Beijing and Shanghai also selected some TOP companies to launch.
This reminds me incidentally, when playing social software next to Tencent Building, I often encounter headhunting and HR stories.
④Precise screening
I met a young lady in finance. She made a video before. There is a criterion for selecting financial men. I think it is very interesting:
Remember office prices.
For example, China Zun in Beijing and Ping An Center in Shenzhen.
But what about a building like Tencent is theirs?
Memorize the money-making department and rank.
For example, Tencent Youmi's departments are generally in IEG and WXG.
Before the rank is P1-P4, the technology is T1-T4, try to find the highest within the controllable range.
⑤Improve retention
In this chapter, I am afraid of being complained.
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作者：匿名用户
链接：https://www.zhihu.com/question/358993050/answer/953097872
My boyfriend is a programmer in Imperial Capital and graduated from the top ten universities in the country. People are absolutely smart and have high IQ. Emotional intelligence should not be low, a middle-level company.
I'm not a programmer, but we have a common hobby, and we met in the technical forum of the same hobby. He posted some technical posts, rigorous and attentive. I just looked at it casually, responded a few words, gave some suggestions, and sometimes asked some questions, he responded one by one, and he responded very seriously every time, several hundred words Kind.
Later, I felt that the forum reply was too troublesome, not timely enough, and inconvenient for discussion, so he privately wrote me to add his QQ.
刚开始聊技术，后来聊同事，聊自己，聊人生。他的生活很枯燥的，三点一线，大部分时间在工作看书，最多跑跑步什么的，我和他聊这些的时候他都认真听着，认真回复。
当然，他工作或开会不能和我聊天的时候会和我说一声，开会中途也会告诉我会还没开完。
他给我的感觉是逻辑思维能力很强，总会给我一些很有用但我不爱听的建议。好吧，直男是不是都这样？
他总让我觉得很安心，有事情或者要忙了，会提前告诉我。怕我等着他，会在间隙发消息和我讲明情况。
聊到后来彼此就有感觉了。我先告白的，因为如果你想等程序员告白要等下辈子了。他的回答是，我也挺喜欢你的。
于是见面。因为视频过，见面没问题，顺利过渡。况且我发照片不喜欢用 PS，所以真人和照片无异，他更是。
长相七分，身高 175，每天跑步，身材很好。但衣品真是不敢恭维……参考 60 岁老大爷的穿着。
见过面后继续交往，我每天负责牵头找话题，策划见面时间地点，策划一起出行。
等他策划？不存在的。有一段时间他们有点忙，领导也盯的紧，我就对他说，我不知道你什么时候方便，就不主动给你打电话发消息了，你有空了联系我。
结果整整三天，每天就那几句话：
早。
我到公司了。
吃午饭了吗？
我下班了。
晚安。
我都快要崩溃了好吗？我对他说，你就不会说点别的吗？他一脸迷惑的看着我，我联系你了呀！
我问他，你想我了吗？他说，当然想了，否则不会联系你的。
我说，那你就不能每天和我说点别的？我的意思是说点甜言蜜语。他回答说，这两天没什么特别的事发生，没话题就别说了吧，没必要没话找话吧？
我说，我给你个没话题也能聊一天的方法。他说，好，你说。
我说，先气气我，然后再哄哄我，一天就过去了。怎么气你？他一脸认真的看着我。你已经成功的让我生气了。
我告诉他，我和他之间的感情，绝对不能让他来引导，否则几个月就玩完。
所以，和他在一起都是我说的多，他有想法就说几句。但大部分时间都是我在说，有时候我会给他发上百条文字消息，他都会认真的看，认真的记，每一个问题都按顺序认真的回复。
我经常说想他，爱他，他会很开心。我想听他说了，他会认真的对我说。
去哪里玩，吃什么饭，都是我想好了告诉他。他有时候也会给我一些小浪漫和小惊喜，但更多的还是觉得我们感情稳定，他更多的精力是放在了工作和学习上的。
我随口说想吃好吃的，他不能陪我，直接发红包。和他在一起都是他花钱，虽然我主动说要掏钱都被拒绝了。节日生日都会发红包给我。他说，只要和他在一起，无论何时何地都是他掏钱，永远不能让我出钱。
他说他要和我签一个八年合同，约定八年不分离。我问他是不是八年以后就分手？他说，你想什么呢，八年以后续签。我问他为什么不签个终身制的合同，他说怕保证不了。
有一次我冲他生气，他说，你是不是开始讨厌我了？我反问他，你是不是想把八年合同毁约？他急了，你回答有没有开始讨厌就行了，这和八年合同有什么关系，我从来没想过要毁约。
哈哈哈哈……所以……想有一个程序员男朋友，你得去网上捞一个回来，并且主导这段感情。否则，迟早会完！
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作者：温德索尔
链接：https://www.zhihu.com/question/358993050/answer/978782070
①打开 Github。
②新建一个项目 求程序员男友。
③在 readme.md 里写上你的资料，注明感兴趣的可以留言。
④在留言的里面的资料里，找到绿格子比较多的，比较少的都是假程序员。
⑤挑一个。
有人问这么做了为啥没人看，你可以这么操作：
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作者：白猫王子7岁
链接：https://www.zhihu.com/question/358993050/answer/932839206
多发些这种类型的帖就行，最好在技术论坛上。
①多些接触软件工程师（程序猿），认识多了，自然有机会
攻略：大学时多些和理科班联谊，多跑实验室图书馆等。工作了就去 IT 公司工作，最好是互联网公司啦，越大型越好，多上技术论坛发帖请教等（问题一定要能激发他们表现欲，不要问太简单）。这些环境里大把单身狗程序员，一抓一大把。
②主动些
攻略：他们和电脑打交道较多，思维较直，转弯抹角不多，较腼腆。多点和他们互动，约他们去户外等。多些请教他们问题，再夸赞几次就行。
工作上接触称赞正确方式：
Your comments are so beautifully written, just like your code
He worked on this bug for a long time, but you solved it in two minutes
Your code is written really fast, and the pass rate is very high
You can follow this big demand, and sure enough, the architecture ability is not ordinary
Wow! This logic is written very rigorously, it is perfectly seamless. Thinking is really unusual
This algorithm is wonderfully used, it improves a lot of performance and saves a lot of memory.
③Understand him
Strategy: The so-called knowing the enemy and confidant will never end in a hundred battles. It is still very important to have a basic understanding of programmers, such as work, technology (what programming language to use), typical stories of the code session, and so on.
The correct way to understand him:
It's best to get to know Jobs, Zuckerberg and other technical tycoons, and occasionally show respect for these people inadvertently. He will feel that you know him well and feel like a child.
Chat can talk about technical matters, and then show admiration. For example, if you walk along the lake and see a lot of blisters, then you can ask him what the bubbling algorithm is. For example, if you go hiking together and see many trees, you can call it He tells you about the binary tree [manual dog head].
What's more? Buy a plaid shirt and give it to him, hiahia! Go to fix the bug, come back and fix it!