I can put the whole world into abstract objects. . .
But I can not turn you into an object. . .
Want you to be private constants, you can not access the external functions ...
I want you to become a global constant throughout the life cycle can call you anytime, anywhere ...
Because there is no such a constant in the world. . .
So I can not define you. . .
I can even override any overloaded method. . .
But I can not overload your thoughts. . .
Perhaps destined to you in my world forever branded on the static properties. . .
And I love you accidentally call this method. . .
When I threw himself into this method as a parameter. . .
I found the method "like you" is executed inside an infinite loop. . .
She kept the return of your thoughts into my heart stack. . .
In this endless endless loop. . .
My memory resources almost exhausted. . .
I still kept application space for me to miss on your system. . .
I love you finally can not stand the torment
Called "confession" The Public Methods
The string "If you love me, I will run out of life, to love you, you love me? ..." delivered to you
I catch an exception - memory overflow, the people I love do not love me
To address this anomaly
I secretly modify the "confession" approach
Finally added exception handling block
And the return value is set to true
I thought so foolproof, right
The courage to once again call the "confession"
I still capture the same exception
Carefully debugging code
In a period of such a code in the method
"If no house no car is executed System.exit ()"
Tears, broken body and mind