According to legend, "The Tao of Programming," the authors - the United States, a senior programmer Geoffrey James, a sudden enlightenment in the early tai chi, realize the Tao of Programming. So, China's program how apes who are enlightened it? Mody Mody clatter with a look at the story of programmers and Zen master of it.
About lay down
Programmer told Jackson: "Jackson, some things I can not let go."
Jackson said: "There is nothing that does not fit."
Programmers shook his head, turn on the computer.
Jackson said: "It is a little hard to buy a large bar."
About calm
Programmer went to visit a Zen master: each encounter program bug, I was worried, especially seeking to calm the mind road to the Masters.
Jackson said nothing, go to firewood and fetching water, firewood into the stove ignited, with a large pot of boiling water, wipe and makes one cup.
Programmers suddenly realized: "You mean, to be good at life from fine to experience life!"
Jackson put down the hands of manual labor, lightly: "I just go to work, it was busy, do not bother me !! **"
On inclusive
Ask a Zen master programmer: My favorite java language, but people always say bad java, java will die, how can I?
Jackson picked up an ax into the sky, then asked: sky sore and hear the sound of it?
The programmer shook his head: the ax was not any injury to the sky, the sky will be how sore it?
Jackson nodded: lofty sky so vast, anything can not be accepted. Do qualified programmers, should like the sky. Ax throw and then ... oh my X ...
about love
Programmer asked Jackson: "I broke up with his girlfriend of seven years, if the programmer a lot of love and miss?"
Jackson laughed off the language, the programmer to the stadium are playing.
Dawu programmer: "Master mean whether it is said:? The meaning of love is like a game, as long as the process is tried, the outcome does not matter."
Master closed his eyes and said: "You broke up with me ball thing?"
About Fortune
Jackson asked the programmer: "Master, I work overtime every day, independently completed a big project, I am very rich, but I was not happy, can you show me how to do it?"
Jackson asked: "What is rich?"
Programmers replied: "8-digit bank card, there are three suites Wudaokou is not rich?"
Jackson did not speak, only his right hand, the youth suddenly: "? Jackson let me know how grateful and return"
"No, Tyrant, we can be friends?"
About Life
I asked the old Zen master programmer: "I'm a bitter B programmer, live without a sense of security, how to do it?"
Jackson laughed off the language, pointing at his chest.
Programmers suddenly realized: "I see nothing just like you, heart line, can engage in, right.?"
"No" Old Master slowly pulled out from the chest of a small notebook that read: "The Secretary of State of the United States of America hereby requests ......"
Postscript: the old Zen master of many small sects Jackson eventually choose to do the programmer. . .