Programmers and Men:
Programmers are like men, and language is like women. Every man wants many women, but few men can truly understand women, because men are always in a hurry, while women change every day, and some even undergo sex changes and beauty treatments.
We all laughed:
Borland said I was very promising, and Sun laughed; Sun said I was rich, and IBM laughed; IBM said I was professional, and Sybase laughed; Sybase said my database was awesome, and Oracle laughed; Oracle said I am open, and Linux laughs; Linux says I want to defeat Unix, and Microsoft laughs; Microsoft says my system is stable, and we all laugh.
Language and cars:
Delphi is like a jeep, which can be driven on any road, but cannot drive well on any road; PB is like a go-kart, which can only be driven on fixed routes and becomes unstable when outdoors; VC is like a sports car , you can drive it but not buy it, and once it breaks down, you can’t find the problem even if you want to repair it; Java is like a convertible, it can be driven no matter it’s windy, rainy or sunny; VB It’s just a motorcycle, the longer you ride it, the more you hate it!
A programmer's ideal:
There is only one language left in the world, so you can work overtime at night. If
all department managers die, only one person can claim all the bonuses.
Programmers give up:
give up money for development; give up beauty for money; give up freedom for beauty; give up everything for freedom.
Programmers of several ages:
20-year-old programmers have no strength, 30-year-old programmers can do PPT, 40-year-old programmers have strength but not charm, 50-year-old programmers only have qualifications, 60-year-old programmers have Sun Tzu said this is IT. The 70-year-old programmer is lying on the hospital bed and using the computer to tell his fortune.
Programmer's Love Story:
Those from the workplace are courageless (for fear of being discovered by others); those introduced to them are non-negotiable (asking for money and a house); those on the Internet are exposed to death (all are dinosaurs).
The four greatest tragedies for programmers are:
salary reduction when asking for leave, illness when resigning, bankruptcy when getting promoted, and business trips abroad.