Li Xueqin exploded again. On the Zhihu Q&A Adventure Night, he used the soulful joke "Workplace Canttalk" to vividly show the situation of contemporary workplace people.
What is workplace slang? It's just to say some ugly words very euphemistically.
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Speaking of emotional intelligence, the emotional intelligence of the people in our country ranks absolutely among the best in the world.
How to speak nicely, beautifully, without being offensive, and how to make the other party realize their own problems, this is what we have been training since childhood.
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Language and mathematics are a bit partial, the class teacher called you over
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Class teacher: The Chinese score of this test is not bad!
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Me: Thank you teacher~
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Homeroom teacher: It’s just that math doesn’t make much sense, Xiaomeng, if you can score in Chinese in math, you will definitely be one of the top three in our class!
Developed into the workplace, it is the sandwich talk method .
In short, you can't praise people well , you have to beat them so that your tail doesn't go up to the sky.
You can't scold people seriously, you have to start and end with a good word, what should you do if you lose your self-confidence and become passive and sabotage.
There are hidden words in the words, and you can appreciate a little bit, that is your luck.
In addition to writing casually first, there are similar words:
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Are you there? (There is a need to change)
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I have no problem with this operation, there is something wrong with your environment (no problem, I will not change)
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Young people, don't be afraid of getting tired when it's time to study ! (There is a class that requires you to overtime, the kind that does not have overtime pay)
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Did you encounter any difficulties during implementation? (Why haven't you finished it yet, is it so difficult?)
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You are very punctual to get to and from work recently. (Have you finished your work? So you don’t have to work overtime?)
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Go home, don't work overtime, and submit the plan tomorrow morning (go home and work overtime consciously, to help the company save some electricity)
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You are the best at finding bugs, and no one else can find them (all the chores are left to you)
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This project is handed over to you, and you are the biggest leader (you are in charge of the project, but if you make decisions privately, you are dead)
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Have you fallen in love recently, or are there too many things at home (you are not satisfied with your work, you have to reflect on the problem)
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"I am most afraid of a sudden greeting from Party A" , this sentence is not an exaggeration at all. Even objects can be used on leaders, or classmates and friends who have not been in touch for a long time.
is the boss around?
During the break, the boss asked if you were there. A standard answer circulated on the Internet was: Ah, Xiaomeng went to take a shower. I can tell you if you have anything.
Heck, I'm here to help~
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Throughout the year, it happens to be the season for job resignation and job hunting. Finally, let’s talk about the slang when leaving the company.
When you ask the leader to resign, if the other party says, "Little Meng, you are a good employee, you are serious and hardworking, and you are a good employee. The company is adjusting the salary system and will maximize the benefits for you employees who have the ability to contribute." Welfare, I hope you will think about it again.
In fact, the subtext of the leader at this time is: there are many employees like you, and there are a lot of them in the market. If you want to go, go!
If your leader really thinks that your departure is a great loss to the company, he will be more anxious to hear that you are leaving than to break up with his girlfriend!
Immediately talk to you in person, take a small book and calculate for you , how much salary you want to increase, how to give year-end bonus and benefits are more satisfactory. You will even ask other people where you are unhappy and why you are leaving.
I won't play Tai Chi with you at all, so much nonsense.
Therefore, one must know some workplace slang when you come out to hang out, and the unspoken rules among adults have long been tacitly understood. Knowing how to distinguish the meaning behind other people's words, not to be aggressive, not to offend, and to be able to respond appropriately is also a kind of survival ability.
Of course, I also sincerely hope that everyone can have a simpler workplace relationship and a comfortable working atmosphere so that they can focus more on their careers!
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