How do programmers get driven mad by laymen?

There used to be a widely circulated programmer joke on the Internet. The joke is called "more money, less talk, and sooner death": I have

heard of which programmers, more money and less talk die early. I work overtime until half past ten, and my girlfriend saves the computer.

The machine has a blue screen and crashes again, so learn the computer to fix it. After tossing for a long time to get it wrong, what did you study in college?

I want a small website, write it for me tomorrow morning. Mobile applications are very profitable, is it early to launch on weekends?

What kind of thing you knocked, a line can be worth a few bucks. The account password helps me to steal, and the game plug-in is indispensable.

Wages are not as good as options, not for money. After all, it is to eat youth food, it is better to sell insurance with me.

Sell! Save! risk!

How about it, the life of a programmer is hard enough, and what is even more hard is that you will be misunderstood in life, and you will be driven crazy...

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Programmers work in front of the computer every day, just sitting For more than ten hours, I may order takeout and go to the bathroom in the middle, but basically most of the time is in front of the computer. In addition to fighting against bugs in the computer every day, I have to face product managers and strange customers. If you change the requirements three times, you may also say "this is very simple, finish it before work", so the programmer needs to work overtime until late at night, but the most explosive thing is that the next day the product manager tells you "the customer's needs have changed again. , last night's work was done in vain", the programmers are estimated to be driven crazy, but before driving crazy, they still have to pick up guys and fight with products...



Every IT man must be a broken wing in his last life The angels, they are very tired from dealing with code every day. They wake up with the computer and sleep with the computer every day. They would rather think about the code than spend time with their girlfriends (and many IT men are single). It is said that IT men earn more money, talk less, and die early... Just like a saying in a company, buy a car here in three years, a house in five years, and a grave in seven years...



Entering the field of programmers, you will find that not only the ability to communicate with people may be getting worse and worse, but the key is that sitting for a long time, the beer belly may be getting bigger and bigger, staring at the computer for a long time, the hairline may be getting bigger and bigger The higher the height (I am afraid there is a Mediterranean tendency), in fact, their hearts are still quite strong. In the face of how perverted bugs, they will not give up treatment, as long as the bosses, product managers, testers, girlfriends and family members around them understand a little more That's good, otherwise the IT guys will really be driven crazy by you!

Don't think that programmers write code against the computer every day, so you know that they can solve any problem with the computer. Do you mean that the programmer can save a computer with a bunch of electronic components?
Don't think that programmers who can write code can help you write some game plug-ins. If the account password is stolen, the programmer will also help you to steal it back. If you don't help you, it seems that you have learned computer for so many years in vain...
Moreover, when you go home for the New Year, Seven aunts and eight aunts also asked programmers to help them repair computers, install systems, and clean up garbage...
Programmers, **Are You OK? **

This kind of thing is definitely not an exception. There are also related articles in the community that share the stories of programmers:
Do you need to be able to repair computers if you know how to program? Please stop misunderstanding IT guys, okay?
It's crazy, the 8 things that can drive IT people crazy.

Of course , if you really don't know how to explain your work to your aunts and aunts, this article can be taken away: During the New Year's
holiday, this It is the correct posture for IT men to explain their work to relatives and friends.

Today , let's talk about programmers. Have you ever been driven crazy by the strange requests of your boss or customers?

Have any other friends or classmates asked you to help write a plug-in or something?

During the festival, how do you introduce your profession to your relatives and friends?

Have you ever been ridiculed by laymen?

In short, any stories that are misunderstood or feel good about are welcome to share!