If the programming language is a woman, it will definitely make you dazzled and thoughtful...
There are pure and lovely types, intellectual and elegant types, and mature and sexy types.
Java is an overly calculating business woman who blindly follows all kinds of conventions - no matter how contradictory and absurd they may be. Although she looks plain, before you go out or do anything with her, you must go through all kinds of etiquette, intricate decorations, and prescribed ceremonies. She maintains a good name through various methods and endless self-promotion.
Python is a lover of the masses. She is thoughtful, charming, and a good listener. She is also articulate and insightful. Sometimes she will enter the wild self-exploration journey, where she can completely reinvent herself, and when she will come , you see a completely different person.
JavaScript is an energetic fanatic who is willing to find any ridiculous way to run faster - even if it becomes too bulky to do anything else. However, you cannot ignore her because she is everywhere and you can always meet her. Luckily, her fat friends will alert her when she gets a little out of control.
Lisp will be your career mentor, providing you with theoretical solutions on anything that you can admire, but a hammer made in her way can't go straight into a nail. It is always a mysterious thought, a grand plan, follow her, you will find that you can only live in a bridge hole and shiver with hunger, until she finds another fool who is willing to spend money for her and then chase after her ridiculously 50 year of the windmill.
PHP is an ordinary girl who can really talk to you. She is overweight, not very smart, and has bad skin. Although she is not very beautiful in makeup, she only follows after a few years when there is a trend, and she is content with the status quo. You will eventually grudgingly accept her.
