Recently, there is an almost know the tortured soul, "a programmer's level energy difference to what extent?" Give you a programmer who have personal feelings.
Small series featured two interesting answer only to initiate high praise, welcome to tell your story!
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From users know almost "Benny"
Remembered the past one decade ago, there is a Java project team to help customers upgrade framework.
Admission is heard repeatedly after the operation and maintenance of small project group complained of Colombian war package is too large, resulting in each release to wait a long, long time, used WebSphere's shoes may know what I'm saying.
Well, this war be? Probably 2G! ! ! ? ? ?
Full of curiosity, I so determined to study under this pigeon, no, why this war package so big?
A hastily dug, and she found the baby on the inside. The original package further war two hidden installation package.
One is JDK1.4; the other is PES2006, real ....... live football? !
According to SVN commit record, accident brother will soon be found.
Is said to be high in a dark and stormy night a month, a few still working overtime code livestock spur of the moment, decided to look for some fun with the solution recover from fatigue.
The big brother to take the lead in order to facilitate the game to share their junior partner, think of it first submitted to the SVN such a genius idea ......
Of course, according to his original plan, this file should then be deleted! But that night they play a fun too ......
No one would have thought this could even file silently slipped into the war package, all the way to the hidden production environment, and then repeatedly rubbing the poor little brother WebSphere and operation and maintenance for nearly a year.
After she learned the truth, operation and maintenance little brother look almost like this:
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Know almost from friends "Lingwu"
boss feels the company are men, the lack of gas a little feminine, would like to strike a balance, mutual happened when a large number of gold companies fell, a large number of resume to the company.
The boss thought he was also a technical background, to recruit a three-year work experience of female programmers, mutual gold out, but added asking price is not low.
I went on vacation, did not face her, so I came back to the organization of work, and found the problem.
Offered her a new project is the exhibition area, she simply said with a little organization of work: first take a Spring Maven project, and then on to the next demand with product, consider the data model, two days touch with me and then determine the specific model.
She did not say anything until the next day after work, and products to ask me, how she did not start? I said I arrange ah, which find in the past asked her, she said, the framework still waiting technical director (ie me) pitched, she is not the architect, no.
I was ignorant, and this operation, you are able to put up a site on Spring ah. She asked not to talk about demand? Data model has not come up with a ballpark? She added that BA needs to talk, she will not.
I'll anxious, what would you die? She said she had the company are environmental framework is with a good, she just write code.
I had my heart cold half, this project is estimated to last up to me to pick up the pieces. This find Substitution boss, the boss said you took with her, anyway, this project is not urgent, the company will add a little bright when it!
No recourse but to bite the bullet with her, during various Eclipse environment and the like do not talk about, such as SVN configured to ignore file types, Lombok plug-ins, etc., in short, not with the environment.
Finally help her finish all with the environment, detailed design solution also told her to write again, and finally started, and several days after the submission of the code.
I do a bit of code review, this my heart sank:
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Method, class names, variables, and so Yigai Chinese pinyin.
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Obviously you can not write the business logic reuse common method, let alone with a custom annotated.
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Hump nomenclature I do not know what is.
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Some MySQL table field names all uppercase, lowercase and some full, some any connection with me a hump.
I ran to find the boss to be replaced, the boss Dagehaha, Oh, but not everyone has this level you this, then maybe band came out.
Mozhe, I Wear a tall hat, had to go back to her good-naturedly said a long time code standards, in fact, that set Ali, installing a plug-in will be able to check any connection she spoke emphatically about the naming convention, use English names, otherwise few notes, then the program is difficult to understand, she straight nodded and said this change, I will believe.
Wait until the code submitted again, I saw, a blood almost did not spit on the screen, the unit length and breadth of the exhibits is rice, a look at the results of Goodfellas, length long_rice, highly high_rice.
Then look at the time really did not understand the brain circuits in the end this is what the routine, Qiangyanuhuo run to ask her what this means, she plausibly said: You say ah, named the best time to reflect the unit of measure.
I could not bear it, roar up: That rice is what units, what units? She is not weakness, to open a free email getWord, moved m word, saying: Do you see yourself, rice rice is not it?
I suddenly silent, they can only talk to the boss, the boss is also silent, only self-mockery to say: she is not passed four yet, I also come with a check.
The final outcome of this matter is that I face in person, face to face should ask a few English words, it is afraid.
PS: rice that I really did not understand this, remember that there is one I do understand, she sent a message of named hair, I froze for a moment will know.
We are all relatively high level, that the English are not so simple is unlikely, but in fact these two days I was in the interview, I look at the code written examination, a student wrote, there are scanner, then interview when he asked his sentence: scan What does it mean? Like a long time, I did not say it.
Author: Benny, Lingwu Editor: Tao Jialong
Source: https: //www.zhihu.com/question/314644210
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